Headline I hope to avoid: the one where the crazy stay-at-home-mama runs out of her house and beats up the ice cream truck man who insists on driving up and down and around the streets of our neighborhood in the afternoons (multiple times) with his ice cream truck music blaring. ALL THE KIDS ARE IN SCHOOL AND THE TODDLERS ARE NAPPING. GO AWAY.
Next: stay tuned for when I start yelling at kids for walking on our lawn or throwing balls over the fence on accident. After that outburst it's just a matter of time, I'm sure.