BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST INGENIOUS THING EVER.
It's called the Ostrich Pillow. It's like they've been watching my family for years, trying to figure out how they could make us more comfortable when we sleep in public places. Or how one might prevent getting blue lines on one's cheek from the drooling-on-notepaper-while-sleeping-at-King-Library nap. (Ahem.) Or how one might prevent the temporarily dislocated eye socket from taking a brief nap on a practice room grand piano. (Double-ahem.)