Dear Phillip Seymour Hoffman,
So much has been said about your life and death in the last few months, but I just wanted to add to the official record that we miss you. Watching your masterful, masterful performance in Capote this weekend only made this sentiment more pronounced.
Dear Whoever is in Charge of the Latest TV Ad Campaign from Dick's Sporting Goods,
Nice work. I hope you're moderately famous in the advertising world, because those ads are good and you deserve some recognition.
(Here's one--there are a bunch more)
Dear Leslie Stahl,
Everyone knows it's not a button, it's a key. Well, everyone that ever had me as a teacher, at least.
Dear Jack White,
We are most excited for your visit to Shreveport Municipal Auditorium in June. I hope you are excited too, and PLEASE DON'T CANCEL YOUR CONCERT. Thank you.
Dear Lauryn Hill,
My informants are wide-reaching and effective. My friend Nadine tells me you are performing in Canada this summer, in addition to a bunch of other places. Perhaps this means a new album is really in the works, instead of just purported to be in the works. Please?